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Boris Johnson claims bugging device found in his bathroom after Netanyahu visit

www.independent.co.uk Boris Johnson claims bugging device found in his bathroom after Netanyahu visit

The former prime minister alleged that his security team had made the discovery when they did a sweep of the toilets in 2017

Boris Johnson claims bugging device found in his bathroom after Netanyahu visit

The former prime minister alleged that his security team had made the discovery when they did a sweep of the toilets in 2017

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So you're telling me that some poor fucker at the Mossad has had to listen to 300 hours of recordings of Boris Johnson shitting?
- The True Worst Job in History
- I wonder if they offered hazard pay.
  
  Do you think they care about their workers that much?

I can believe that Netanyahu would do that, but my belief that Boris is a lying sack of shit is stronger.

Yeah shure. Shut up Boris.
- No it was AKG /s

Must've popped out of his Hamas tunnel.

A "bugging device" lays listening devices, a.k.a. "bugs".

I doubt Bibi went in there and bugged the place when he popped into the loo.
- “Thither Bibi repaired for a while, and it may or may not be a coincidence but I am told that later, when they were doing a regular sweep for bugs, they found a listening device in the thunderbox,” Mr Johnson said.
  
  Is a thunderbox British slang for the toilet bowl?

Buggering buggerers and the buggers who bugger them

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