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Argonaut Octopus
Argonaut Octopus
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This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it.
--Argonaut Octopus, probably.
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♪detachable penis♪
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Hey you! Yes, you! Stand still, dammit! (How else am I supposed to give you my dong?)
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"Damn, I could really use a penis now"
-the female octopus, probably
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We dont need no masurbation.
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We don't need no birth control.
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Sucks when you have to haggle to buy your own penis back when you misplace it after a party tho.
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🎶
detaaachaaableeee peeeeniis🎵
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I wonder if they grow back and if they do I wonder if they would have myths about it growing back thicker if you do it right like people and beards
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"Babe, you lost my meat?! Did you check your handbag?"
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Here, this things been pissing me off.
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Yeah toots, here! You figure it out! It's got the balls, don't squeeze those too hard. Pull the skin back before insertion. I gotta get going to the game!
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Here, this is for you. You can just use that whenever. Or now maybe? But like yeah, just whenever really... I can get another one so you can have this one.. ok bye
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There is a bit of a Pink Floyd trend today: https://sh.itjust.works/post/35498497
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Yeetin meat is neat
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