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borschtisgarbo @lemmygrad.ml

2mo ago

Will there ever be a sino-soviet esque split between Lemmygrad and Hexbear?

And most importantly, who's gonna be our Hoxha?

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No I love our Lemmygrad comrades
- Awwwwwww
  
  Hexbear + Lemmygrad 4 lyfe
- o7

I think the Hexbear-Lemmygrad split has to come about for the silliest possible reason. I suggest that this whole dunk_tank ordeal will escalate to DDoS attacks and people poisoning the database, which leads to a Hexbear civil war that ends with new admins. The admins are Bordigists. I don't know what happens from there.
- DDoS attacks
  I mean that already happened once when we defedded blahaj
  
  Yeah but this time the call will come from inside the house after a power poster's counterpropaganda post was removed for not being wordy enough.
  
  Wait really? Pathetic.
- LG will hack HB and swap all the shortcuts for emojis so they always post the incorrect image.
  HB will retaliate by hacking LG and making it so each letter of the alphabet is automatically replaced by a different, randomized emoji.
  The fallout will be glorious.

Of course, as soon as Lemmygrad determines their party line on indoor/outdoor cats.
- INDOOR ONLY. Outdoor cats are responsible for the destruction of native species.
  
  REVISIONISM! Cats in harnesses and on leashes may roam outside under supervision.
  
  Would cats be allowed outside if we had a non-fractured ecosystem? Like I don'tdeny the destructive force of kittywittys
  but I feel it's nothing compared to agricultural practices and the loss of habitat space.
- Speaking for Lemmygrad, we intend to delay a decision indefinitely to prevent a split (definitely not because we aren't ready for the struggle session), because we love our Hexbear comrades

Why you even talkin' about it? Even if there's going to be a split, lad, it's not gonna have like Hexbear will ally with .world and nazijustworks to fight you all
Besides, we're like Democrats and Republicans, in terms of differences...
- So Hexbear is pro choice and Lemmygrad is pro life?
  
  We are pro life. Pro Palestinian lives, pro women's lives, pro trans lives, etc.
  The fascists waiting to round us up into concentration camps don't get to call themselves "pro life".
  
  Mere cultural differences, similar economic and foreign policy interests

I can start building some bunkers, I know how to mix concrete

No, we have learned from the mistakes of the class.

Badposting is over there
Seriously, this will never happen because we are comrades

lemmy.ml is clearly the bunker pilled instance
- Lemmygrad is USSR. Hexbear is PRC. Lemmy.ml is Yugoslavia

No darling; I'd still love you if you were a worm

Y tho?

me

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