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blibla @slrpnk.net

2mo ago

thats all

thank you for your attention

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No thanks, I don't want to risk flashing my cock and balls every time I pull up my pants.
- You're missing out. Why have a dick if not for dick flashing
  
  Because I work at a preschool.
  
  I flash my dick to a select audience, thankyouverymuch. Randos at the park are not a select audience.
  
  Easy there, Louis CK.
- Just tie it around your waist
  
  AKA “The First Season Sayan”
  
  My waist is too wide to tie my balls around
- :(
- I have a pair just like the green check ones, and they have a cockball holder. Any pair of short shorts I have has genital containment. Big fan of silkies.
- Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?

Both these shorts are woefully bereft of cargo pockets.
- If you need cargo pockets while playing a sport (which are what these are for, all other options be damned), you need to reevaluate your strategies.
  
  Playing a sport? Ptsch these are for being comfy
- What do you carry in there?
  
  Pizza bites
  
  Tater tots
  
  Cargo!
- I think I carried stuff because of the cargo. When I left the cargo in the past, it was like a weight off my shins. I all of a sudden didn't feel obligated to lug shit around. I was free

This post is lacking thicc thighs
Edit:
You got a thick ass
Four wheel drive
Thick like a manatee
Double-wide
- be the change you want to see in the world

Old men at the gym approve.
If you know what I mean
- Talk about low hanging fruit

More men need to show ass
- I need to find one first
  
  Have you tried looking between your back and your legs?
  
  A man, or an ass?
  For the latter I recommend the zoo.

Any pair of shorts with an inseam longer than 5" is homophobic

Why?
- The first one shows off legs and butt better
  
  Ahh 80s shorts, where ALL your assets are on display
- why not?

Not for me, but you can, as visual candy for me

Need to get my girl some of these.
- Be the change you want to see and get yourself a pair.
- forget about your girl. you don't control her, get them for yourself
  
  Oh of course I don’t control her, but I’m sure she’d be down. I’m also sure she’d enjoy me in a pair!
  
  I control my girlfriend. She only wears what I DEMAND.

It's all situational. A skirt is better than both if you're not doing anything where a seam is needed. But I'd rather hike or swim in something with trunks.
- But what about a skort?

Worst of both worlds.
- Are you forgetting about jorts?

True

This is more a “how-to” post.

At first I thought I was on c/running and was about to agree.

ok, sure. I don't think the people on the train will appreciate my wrinkled old sack hanging out though....

Briefs, jockstraps, or thongs for life. I'd rather go commando than wear either of these two fucking things as underwear.
- They're not underwear, they're sports shorts

I mean... sure, yeah... but... huh. Hmm...

Wrong

Fine on the females not so fine on the fellas.
- Using females. Oof
  
  If he used males instead of fellas it would have been fine.
  If your going to use female you gotta use male. Else it's just weird.
  
  Fella fails.

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