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I used to be polite to these things. They used to work. Neither is true anymore.
- Me: hey google play soft piano music
- Google: spopht
- Me:... hey google play soft piano music
- Google: I'm sorry, who did you want to call?
- Me: Cancel
- Me: hey google pllaayy soft piano muusiicc
- Google: playing piano music on youtube... sorry I cannot do that on this device
- Me: hey google play soft piano music on spotify
- Google: ok, playing the album chainsaw death by the murder orphans.
- Me: cancel cancel cancel CANCEL
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I used to like asking my google assistant to make my light blue, until it decided it wanted to play the "I'm Blue " song every single time, which was funny a couple of times until you're hungover AF and it decideds to play it at full fucking volume, then blatantly ignoresnyour pained calls to stop.
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I am glad it's not happening to me, but I can't imagine that not being funny.
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To be fair, the early works of The Murder Orphans were much more mellow..
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I was listening to The Murder Orphans back when they still had parents.
They weren’t quite as edgy back then.
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The Murder Orphans back when they still had parents
Oh, you mean The Pointer Sisters?
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