Prince Andrew: 'Thank God the letter where I say "I, like you, am an enthusiastic paedo" hasn't been found'

It's buried near the "19th hole" with Ivana.

Yeah, that'd really ruin the royal family's spotless reputation. That'd be a real shame.

For those who might have missed it:

Prince Andrew told Jeffrey Epstein ‘we are in this together’ day after Virginia Giuffre photo emerged

Duke of York also reportedly told paedophile friend ‘we'll play some more soon’ in email sent three months after date he insisted he had severed contact with disgraced financier

I thought they were called Nonces on that side of the pond?