Make a list, check it twice, still screw it up and put her balls in a vice.......
Make a list, check it twice, still screw it up and put her balls in a vice.......
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Your country is in dire straights when schools are doing mandatory drug testing of their students.
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Late 90s, early 00s, my school didn't even have security. Two pupils were in charge of keeping track who came to the school and would direct visitors. Some teachers would send them to the nearby store to pick up their groceries. It was on rotation and they didn't attend classes that day. The word "drug" was associated with medicine. We used slippers to hit each other with. What a different world, now that I think about it.
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The US does basically no regulation on “troubled teen” schools. Parents can sign a contract with a school which allows staff to physically assault their kids. There is no recourse. (Fun story - trying to get the state to address sexual abuse at one of these schools can net you a restraining order 😊)
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Jesus Christ.
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Can confirm at least the one I know about they'd literally do a running tackle on you and put you in a headlock. Mind you these were middle schoolers some with actual mental issues.
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A parent can sign a paper voiding the rights for their child?
Parents can sign a contract with a school which allows staff to physically assault their kids.
How can this be legal, even with a paper with a name on it?
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When I was I school, they did random drug tests for those on sports teams. This is considered legal, since the participation on a team is voluntary
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For those asking what kind of school does drug testing, The Pinnacle Schools in Huntsville, AL are one of those “troubled teen” schools that usually get shut down for abuse. No website for the place that I’ve found, but there’s this PDF: https://media.al.com/breaking/other/The%20Pinnacle%20Schools.pdf
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It's not uncommon for schools to do it to let students park on campus and other stuff.
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That's a never forgive situation... And why are they drug testing kids at school?
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I'd forgive, but I'd never let them forget it.
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Yeah this is something I would bring up at every formal occasion. Birthdays, Weddings, Eulogies.
You would also be a good defence if you ever did want to start doing drugs, mother we've been through this before.
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From another comment: Pinnacle is a school for troubled teens that does drug testing.
For other scenarios: Some states require students to go through drug testing or might have mandatory random drug testing requirements to play sports. When I wrestled in high school we were drug tested once at the start of the season, then we were also hydration tested to make sure we weren’t cutting weight severely.
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Actually good parents. They do not blindly disregard negative things about their child AND they admit to be wrong AND apologize for it too!
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I have mixed feelings, though I agree they owned up to their error, which is more important than being perfect, so they are good parents.
But...if someone was positive for every drug tested for, and there was no sign of it in their behavior, I would probably want to check the test since that seems like an error. Like if I peed in a cup at a doctor's office and they found me with traces of every disease, they'd have me come in to piss in another cup since error would be waay more likely.
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As a parent this was kinda like I was thinking. Parents are just everyday humans trying to do what’s right and we don’t always succeed.
Good on these folks. Plus it’s actually a pretty funny story.
But why a school is doing a random drug test especially if they aren’t even qualified to read the results is a different story…
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Actually good parents would be asking the school why the fuck they're drug testing the kid in the first place.
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Where would she even get barbiturates after the year 2000?! That should be their first clue!
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How many kids who were positive for all drugs did they tell were negative?
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If a kid tested positive for every drug I'm not sure they'd be able to tell them they were negative..........
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school drug test???
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Can't have students bringing in their guns while on drugs. Think how dangerous that'd be!
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Yeah their aim would be all fucked up
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I studied really hard for mine but still failed.
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That "cake" looks frankly disturbing.
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To explain the horrid color choices, maybe mom is a Denver Broncos fan. But you must admit her piping penmanship is quite tidy.
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Frank is disturbed?
Wasn't sure anything disturbed that guy.
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I love the implication. "Well I am a pretty inattentive parent so I guess it's possible she's doing all these drugs, maybe I've not been paying attention to all of the very obvious signs".
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FUCKING ROCK STAR!
So what instrument do you play? Please say drums.
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Mostly piano. Used to play in an orchestra at school but that was ooooooooooooooooh so long ago (back when dinosaurs roamed the earth, relatively speaking).
And due to a surgery mishap (which is not as bad as it sounds now that I say it like that) I don't play piano as often as I used to.
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Honestly if you did all those drugs together and had no apparent side effects I would consider it a superpower.
high-functioninggod-level functioning drug userThe drugs are there to restraint them but once every 12 episodes they throw away the drugs and reveal their full dexterity.
You would think drug education would teach people about drugs so they wouldn't make mistakes like this. Instead they teach it so people make mistakes exactly like this.
You could just do a tiny amount of each. Enough to fail the test, but not enough to actually get high.
And that would be a useful strategy for what?
Wouldn't the coke have to have been taken in the last few hours for a small amount to even show up? I would have thought meth was the same. Basically micro dosing every drug on the bus ride to school lol
people who do this probably won't smoke pot but have a cannabis scented air freshener for their car
Then I would be even more disappointed.