What grammatical law do you refuse to obey?

I will continue to cheerfully split infinitives for the rest of my life.

Sometimes I dangle a participle way out there

Semicolons... what are they? What is their purpose? To wink at people.

;-)

Putting punctuation marks in the quotes at the end of the sentence, when the punctuation is clearly in the scope of the sentence itself and not part of the quote.

Imagine if you wrote code like that:

        string x = "Hi this is some text;"

    string[] y = ["Never," "gonna," "give," "you," "up"];


  

And starting a sentence with "and". You do it in speech all the time why not writing if you're trying to sound "casual"?

It's my sentence, and I'll fragment it if I damn well please!