Kinky
Kinky
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wild experiment indeed
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I remember reading that naked mole rat colonies do something similar. They have a piss room that they all use and they'll make sure to roll around in it to get themselves coated in the smell. If they come across any other naked mole rats in the wild and they smell like different pee, they'll know they've run into a sworn enemy and fight
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sure, if naked mole rats do it, it's suddenky fine.
Talk about double standards
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Wait, so Dolphins do it too?
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Hello my friend
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Mmmm....
Is that whoisearth@lemmy.ca?
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Pissing in water to dolphins is like us farting in the air
It's their atmosphere they live in and if you emit a substance in that atmosphere (no matter how disgusting), you'll sense it
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Well I don't know about everyone else, but I've never been able to identify friends from the smell of their farts.
Maybe the dolphins are onto something, maybe we should taste piss more often...
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Identifying Diabético Debbie is gonna be a piece of cake.
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maybe we should taste piss more often...
That you, Bear Grylls?
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I'm really bad with faces but so far I've avoided having to do this. But I AM getting older.
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You might be bad with faces, but how about faeces?
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Pissing your pants isn't the same old man, unless you can get them to really bite down on the whitey tighties and have the piss gushing out.
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All I want in life is someone to douse me in hot piss and cuddle me to sleep.
Really, isn't that what everyone wants?
Sigh.
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Let me get you a hood and I know a group you'll fit right in with. Bonus points if you like belly scritches and wagging your tail.
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Maybe the second part, not so much the first.
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When you think about it, they have to swim in everybody's piss. So, not much they can do there.
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Basically the equivalent of dogs sniffing each other's butts if you think about it.
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Me, dialoguing with myself to enter the public pool:
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So, we're not so different after all
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Dolphins stay freaky
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same
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same
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"For the last time: No, I don't wanna be your fucking friend, Flipper!"
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Trust but verify, now piss in my mouth!
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dogs and cats do the same.
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I swear dolphins are one of the few animals that can compete with humans for sheer kinkiness.
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Wait till you learn about lobsters.
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Dolphin squeaking noises “Hey buddy you may want to get checked for diabetes. You’re tasting a little sugary bud.”
Dolphin squeaking noises “Mind your own business and stop eating kale all the damn time.”
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Would feeding dolphins Asparagus be eco terrorism? Or?
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The more I learn about these dolphins, the less I care for them.
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Bear Grylls as a dolphin
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Is this what the British mean by "taking the piss"? Are we friends yet?
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The rich have been trying to be our friends for centuries, since they're always pissing all over us.
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Dolphins: Better than us in every way!
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Sauce?
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"Mmmm. AH! It's Todd!
WAAZAZUUUUP TODD!!! You salty piss bastard!!!"
"This piss... Jeff? Strange, it's so sweet. Jeff my dude, you need to go see a doctor"
"I'm Brenda."
Everyone is friends with Dale and his sweet-ass pee. Fucking diabetes.