I'm Not a Robot
I'm Not a Robot
neal.fun
Just a moment...
New thing from neal.fun. I got stuck at the rhythm game (level 47) so apparently I'm a robot..
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Help! What the fuck does "vegetable" mean after all?
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Since it took me an unreasonably long time:
Where the hell is the guitar cat?
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Start at the black food truck and go toward the orange seating. It's on the back of a guy's T-shirt who's sitting at the table one down from the couple who are bending down, one with his hand still on his beer.
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Wow that was crazy, this must be intended for not a cell phone.
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Accept my creativity!!
What hidden criteria am I missing??
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The first one is genuinely impressive
I thought it's just a matter of colour count, but maybe you need more loops? Mine had more loops, I think, and after third colour it passed
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I prompt injected the reverse turing (level 42)
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I'm surprised that Tic Tac Toe is even winnable. There is always a perfect strategy to force a draw.
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Yeah, clearly it's designed to make a mistake sometimes.
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This made me feel like I was having a stroke
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I didn't think it allows diagonal, because it wasn't the case for me, that's evil 🌚
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Also reverse.
Then again, it's always be the same solution rotated, translated and maybe flipped.
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It's a word search
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Yeah I didn't get it either
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I'm stuck at 47.
That's Human enough for me.
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Right there with you. I wonder what the required accuracy% is, after many tries I can do around 80% but that's not enough
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For me it says 85 is needed, and it seems to stop once I fall below 80%, so it always ends on 80% exactly
Edit: OK, I'm not sure if it becomes easier over time, like when chess pieces become queens, but I managed to beat it with 87%
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I got like 82% on my first try. Then 85% on my second. Just barely human.
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i almost gave up on it.
then i just decided to talk to it in cantonese and that worked.
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You mean the "have a conversation" task?
I guess using a different language might be the right play. After lots of failed attempts I talked to it im german and passed within 4 messages.
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I got stuck on 23. :(
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I gave up on 23. xD
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You've got to be fucking kidding me
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Luckily you get more queens as you fail.
I only needed five to win. 😓
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That gives me some hope then!
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Lol, the rhythm game is actually the last (real) one.
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Oh, good to know. Maybe I give it another go over the weekend
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I ragequit there, but probably continue tomorrow
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And I was, in fact, a robot.
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The guitar cat got me.
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Do I still qualify as a human if I have to ask the computer how to sort those numbers?
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I guess I don't either
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凸(⊙▂⊙✖ )
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got stuck on lvl 15, couldn't park the Waymo in the traffic 🥴
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I got to the "draw a perfect circle"... 94% is wild.
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I managed 93.6% ... How frustating.
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I'm concerned that the comments are talking about things I don't recognize so they must be further, and I'm on level 37 and can't figure out which men are AI generated 😭
Edit: it sounds like everyone talking about a guitar cat is because they got a different puzzle than me. Mine was find the kissing couple
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It's three in total. Two are pretty obvious, the one I just guessed
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i actually just brute forced the ai generated men one. shrug*
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39 is really fucking with me. i swear i'm not a robot, i'm just autistic. kind of embarrassing that the math one was easier than 'use your face to express basic human emotions' for me.
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As a mathematician I cannot be bothered to solve level 34. Guess I am a robot
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You were so close. I got certified human like one level later.
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the empire state building one was the most frustrating. luckily it's near the end of the game.
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please tell me, where the 64th floor is or how to find it. I'm not gonna try every single line...
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I used the first diagram, but the second seems more helpful. 64th was around five lines down the second step from top, the only important thing is that it's not split between several lines:
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An AI chat bot telling me my responses weren't human enough, unreal.
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Reminds me of Kitboga's latest video
Forcing Scammers To Solve Impossible Captchas
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He’s worked with Neal.fun before! He implemented the impossible password game into one of his fake banks.
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None of my answers on level 19 are being accepted. What gives?
Edit: I got it, it's vertical, not horizontal.
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Maybe someone can help me? Tip of my brain....
Years ago like 8-10. I found a website that when you dragged your mouse over the page if was like dropping water into a pool of water but it was some very trippy colors. It had a bunch of sliders to change color and frequency and stuff. It kinda reminds me of those 90's 00's music visual programs on PC. It was really fun and worked on phone I think with less sliders. I have been looking for this site off and on for years now and yet to find it. Maybe it was just a fever dream while I was on something. Help would be cool to find a memory of my past if it is still around. THANKS!
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I love the internet man. At least the part that cultivates human interaction like this. I'm not sure if this is what I remember or if I am miss remembering but either way it tickles that part of my brain like I remember. Thanks lovely stranger on the internet!
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Fuck that rhythm game. The frame rate is killing me
Edit: and who the fuck puts the reset button right below the gaddamn left button!?!?!?
Omg. I finally got it!
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I'm stuck on 23 (the couple kissing)
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if you reset the puzzle, the object you have to find is then the cat guitarist or the chillies sign.
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How the fuck do you do the Minecraft one?
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how many dots in the eye exam (lvl 24)?
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Instead of counting individual dots, count the rows and columns. There's one dot missing so then subtract one.
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I feel so accomplished...
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but where is the couple kissing?
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Refresh until you get guitar cat.
I had to rely on NickwithaC's helpful comment.
https://slrpnk.net/comment/18112686
Start at the black food truck and go toward the orange seating. It’s on the back of a guy’s T-shirt who’s sitting at the table one down from the couple who are bending down, one with his hand still on his beer.
(I haven't linked a comment before, so I hope I did this right.)
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This game made me laugh out loud (lol) multiple times. Thank you for posting this.
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Level 45: Break up with your AI girlfriend
noooo 😢
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I wasted far too much time on that, holy shit.
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I know, right? Fuck that rhythm game. But now I'm a certified human so maybe it was all worth it lol
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I got to Waldo and said "not with these eyes on a phone."
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Eye exam later would make you feel even worse lol
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I'm just gonna have to guess on 34. I don't remember my Calculus!
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Yeh, 34 got me as well.
Fuck x by dx with bounds or range or whatever. Integrate this! (And I want you to imagine I'm grabbing my balls)-
Oh I'm imagining it all right
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I have issues with the select all vegetables one it required me to put tomatoes (fruit) and corn (grain) in as vegetables.
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So mental warfare in this thing too. It required me to deselect tomatoes.
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Is tic tac toe even possible? All I could get is loss or draw, I tried every combination
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huh. the bot went really stupid and straight up didn't block me at all.
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It blocks me every time wtf
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Just keep trying, it seems to play perfectly like 75% of the time but make a mistake on purpose every now and then
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Well. So am i
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I'm stuck on the AI photo one. If I was a robot I could probably figure it out.
Level 37: Imposters
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Three of the pics are AI generated. Two are obvious imo, and then I just trial and errored the third one.
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Stuck at 16, "Enter the text below" where it shows me black screen with half a > sign on a corner. I tried entering that, "the text below" and any combination of those words, and the enter character. What am I missing?
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Something is definitely broken. It should show a 3D version of a normal Captcha, with letters and numbers spinning in 3D space. Have you tried refreshing the page? (It should remember your progress) And is your browser up to date?
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Touch the black screen
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I got to 30 something, but I HATE slide puzzles so I nope’d out. I really wanna see other levels but ughhh
Seems like a missed opportunity. That is definitely "stop sign".