Sort of the inverse, because now everything is weak and squishy (and extra delicious) except for the part I Thetis’d.
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Nah, dawg. I let it soak that shit up until it breaks off by itself, and have to spoon it out - the only crunchy part left is what's still between my fingers. If that's Achilles, then I just drowned a baby, and must have a foot fetish since I ate his heel.
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Insert the tines of a fork into the cream and give the cookies a gentle squeeze so they stay on. Then, dunk your Oreos as deep for as long as you like! No fear of losing the Oreo and clean fingers!
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Don't try this with babies you're seeking to make invulnerable, the tines kill them first.
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With babies you should instead use chopsticks. Careful not to grip your Oreo too hard as they soften.
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Not true. You push the tines through the whole sole of the foot to keep those crying removed on your pitchfork.
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Wouldn’t Thtis’s two fingers also then be involnerable?
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See if they got a deep fryer basket and dunked him that way he wouldn’t have died.
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Yes.
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I don't like Oreos.
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Well you're wrong
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I stick a fork into the cream and hold the whole thing under until the bubbles stop.
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This is as wild as when back in the day when I smoked cigarettes, when I was wiggling my fingers over the open pack choosing which one to smoke I felt like Ursula picking which poor, unfortunate soul to pluck from her collection
Sort of the inverse, because now everything is weak and squishy (and extra delicious) except for the part I Thetis’d.