Could go for this right now

No, God no, and I'm an avid reader.

Dont we all just want to read books yearn for the mines

No, I want to sit in the Mojave during the peak of winter when the very air bites at ones skin and read a manga while eating expired MREs.

Forget the book and give me a double order of cinnamon rolls!

Replace Scottish with Cornish and that sums up my weekend

Yes!

If I'm reading a book that means I'm actually in a peaceful state of mind, I can only stay focused on a book if I'm far away from distractions like work, my hobbies, etc. So yeah that sounds lovely, I don't even need the rolls.

This is literally all I yearn for these days

Is there a fire in a fireplace or stove? I’m there.

Oh my god so much yes.

Make it chilly enough to wear an oversized hoodie and I will never leave.