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With Texas and other states forcing religion in public schools, this now is political.
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To be fair, the book basically never mentions daughters unless they're plot relevant, so it could be that Adam's sons were sisterfuckers rather than motherfuckers.
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Either way, Genesis is basically the Incest pornhub category.
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Wait, there is an incest ph category? Is there a concentration camp fetish category? I could recommend that one to a shitload of people.
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And after Cain, Abel, and Seth, Adam had multiple other children who are never named. We don't know who, how many, or genders.
Genesis 5:4-5
"4 And the days of Adam after he had begotten Seth were eight hundred years: and he begat sons and daughters:
5 And all the days that Adam lived were nine hundred and thirty years: and he died."
That's it. But I'd imagine you could get a lot of sons and daughters in 800 years...
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800 moon years. So about 80 real ones. The text is from a time where a year was based on the moon cycle. Iirc.
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All the long lives mentioned in Genesis probably have a numerological meaning that is completely lost to time.
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Weren't they angelfuckers? Or did that come later?
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Later... out of desperation... have you seen how accurate to the bible reditions of angels look like?
And you have to be quite desperate to fuck those things!
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Maybe it was the other way around and it was basically biblically accurate hentai tentacle stuff.
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Great, now I will not get those images out of my head until next week!
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"Did you ever notice how in the Bible, whenever God needed to punish someone, or make an example, or whenever God needed a killing, he sent an angel? Did you ever wonder what a creature like that must be like? A whole existence spent praising your God, but always with one wing dipped in blood. Would you ever really want to see an angel?"
-Thomas Daggett, the Prophecy
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Or. Or. The bible is merely allegorical in these descriptions. Naming individuals rather than larger peoples of the world.
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