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Frenchfryenjoyer (she/her) @lemmings.world

1d ago

I'm a proud catholic and I can name all of them

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Keyboard cat, Nyan cat, Grumpy cat, Business cat...
I've been cucked 😭. How dare my government take away access to my cat pictures.
- I cannot recommend TOR enough. You can download it here https://www.torproject.org/ make sure to request bridges so your ISP can't see that you're using it (I did it by just clicking the three horizontal lines at the top right corner > settings > search “bridges” > request bridges)
  
  Nah don't worry I've got a decent VPN and that's fine with me.
I can name them, but I can't hug every cat 😭
- I want them in a basket, and I want little bow ties!
"You're lion"
"no i'm not"
"ja u ar"
"no i'm not"
"cheetah"
- Ches. hired.
standard issue
orange
void
floof
ron perlman
tuxedo
- What about naked?
  
  i guess i am not a true catholic afterall
- You forgot the Adam Driver cats.
Puss puss
Wacky, crazy removed... voila.. that covers every kitty.
Tuxedo, orange, long hair, short hair, persian, savannah, nudist... Uh... 🤔 I think that's all of 'em.
- Really, it's more like Orange, Yuge Boi, and Not-Orange
- Rotisserie chicken
Cute ones & feisty ones (which are also cute)
That should be all
Garfield
Tom
Puss in boots
The one in the hat
- you forgot one, and he's on his way to your house right now.
I've heard of many catholics, but I ain't never seen no "cathol. We got an epidemic, people: people who like cats but don't understand word endings. They're probably "over-workholled".
Cats true names are in a quantum superposition and change according to momentum and state.
Most common states are:
spaced outie
zoomie
the observer
butt-lick
carnage from the void
- There's also "suddenly run at supersonic speeds scared for no reason"
  
  That is "zoomie"
- sleve mcdichael
Bastard
Easy.
pspspsps
I can't even remember all the names I've called my own two cats. There are just too many...

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