Unpopped kernels add fun and excitement to popcorn
Unpopped kernels add fun and excitement to popcorn
Maybe like 1/20th of the total popcorn being unpopped adds some nice crunch.
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That “nice crunch” is the sound of breaking teeth.
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Fillings cracking, yep
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Someone has dental care.
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Someone also has way too much faith in dental repair
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best ones are the varely popped
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verily
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if you're into crunchy corn, search for Peruvian cancha, you can roast them at home
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Unpopped = popcorn for cretins
Partially popped = popcorn for the opposite of cretins
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Partially popped = popcorn for the opposite of cretins
I had a dream when I was younger of making a snack that was just partially popped kernels.
Couldn't figure out how to consistently get more than just a few per bag
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I did a little research, it looks like kernels under 14% moisture, or those with damaged hulls are more prone to partially popped kernel known as an "old maid"
Gonna put some kernels in the freezer to desiccate them and see what I get
e: desiccate, not dedicate
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Unpopped kernels are my favorite
i went through much effort trying to come up with a way to not pop pocorn, so that i get maximal unpopped, but nicely toasted, kernels.
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Lemmy needs a psych ward referral for people like you
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For crying out loud.
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It's a sign of wisdom to see 'unmet expectations' in a positive way. 🤷😅
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I'm there with ya. Makes it last longer too once you get through the popped ones.
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Terrible terrible terrible terrible take, so great post.