So glad I suck dick

Becoming gay to avoid drama is a bit like climbing on board the Titanic to avoid drowning.

But why are all straight people everywhere like this one meme, am I right fellas?
- Because they're brainwashed by Disney and romcoms.
  source: I'm gay. removed be crazy
I dunno, my queer drama's always been more interesting. Less basic. Somebodys asks if you'd still love them as a worm, we all know the right answer is 'I'd worship you, shai-hulud' 'cuz we all want that spice.
- I've been around the block a few times and I'm afraid I have to report that nerd love transcends sexual orientation.
- I worked the door of a very popular gay venue for a year. The security staff called the drama "Gays of our lives" and it was fucking amazing.
- God damn, I wish I was gay.
- All were saying is drama exists In all spheres. Where you like to stick it means nothing.
  Goto a gaybar and people watch, it's fun and some of the drama you see is absolutely entertaining. Humans are humans.
- I thought you gays loved sucking worms. What has spice got to do with it?
Reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch about the gay coworker.
not if you like anal

Who the fuck censors removed.. You're even allowed to say removed on TV

Lemmy.ml apparently. When you type B...I...T...C...H it automatically turns to removed. They're treating you like some kid who can't handle grown-up words. Switch to another instance if you want more freedom with your choice of words.
- Lemmy.ml banned me on my Startrek.website account years ago during the height of my posting. Like when I was posting 20 things every hour or two. Why? Posted some Jimmy Neutron meme about Disney having a first gay character and it being the 14th one this month. Title was like "Can always be the first in China at least for a couple minutes" or something along those lines.
  From what I heard from some of the people who worked on .ml behind the scenes, they had to reverse the ban because a bunch of people started asking why there was no new content and other people started to realize it was because I had gotten banned.
  Have never posted on lemmy.ml since and don't bother to interact with the instance at all. I don't have it blocked because not all users are like the admins but like fuck am I ever adding to that shithole ever again. I thought that was the worst I'd ever deal with from admins... and then I started getting personally harassed by the startrek.website admins across multiple websites and basically forgot about lemmy.ml entirely.
- What kind of removed censor removed? Like, what's wrong with my dogs?
- The more I see people from .ml and the more I learn about it The more I think anyone on .ml is either just objectively stupid or ignorant of how stupid the instance is.
Lmao
Edit: wait did you do that on purpose?
- Holy fuck that can't be real. I'm almost convinced to make an account just to see if they're trolling. Is this how they recruit?
Your instance does...
- any recommendations on where to jump ship to?
Holy shit is this a joke or did they actually remove the word removed?
- They definitely removed the word removed, those removed
growing up with a single mom, an older sister, and a younger sister... there were only a couple word that were never acceptable
I could say shit fuck asshole motherfucker and so on
but the words Cnt and Btch were absolutely unacceptable
I remember one time, I was about to call my little sister a B*tch and I didn't even know my mom was in the room but before I could even get the word out of my mouth, she smacked me so hard. I was like BUT THEY SAY IT ON TV SO IT MUST BE OK. Yeah that was the day I got a good lesson in how rules work for something and not for other but the rules mom makes are the only real rules you have to follow in life
- I mean I'd rather have someone called a removed than a kid being "smacked so hard".
- Ah yes, child abuse, the best way to teach kids not to use slurs. /s
- Your mom sounds like a removed
- Ok, thanks for sharing, but nobody is forcing you to write removed. Not everyone has a trauma like you.
- Had you been attempting to call her a fuckface with shit for brains would that have been fine?
  That seems like an odd enforcement of rules if so, you'd think any vulgar disparaging remarks would count, or none, but to be that highly selective is odd.
removed whaat ?
Oh removed got removed!
This caused so much confusion for me lol. removed.
This is hilarious because the instance you signed up to doesn't allow you to say removed.

Why did they take a screenshot, and then tilt the picture? Wtf is wrong with these people...

"Why is this post in my shitpost community all shitty? How dare they"
- this is probably the funniest thing I have read today
- Fair
We can go deeper!
fixed it
- needs more jpeg
- Thats a very kind service. How about one for our fellow Lemmings in Australia?
Dynamic composition or some shit? Idk I'm not a memographer
I saw this on instagram weirdly. It was a scene grab of a Reddit post that was tilted 60 degrees or some nonsense.
I can only think they do it do people can’t identify the source website or that the post doesn’t get flagged as a repost?
And censor it? I hate humans.

So glad I suck dick

As if gay men aren't ever catty removed.

Naw, you gotta lean in.

Which removed asked that before me?

the cutest one

You can say removed on the internet

Imma try.
<Ahem>
removed.
Cool.
- I read this and my phone exploded :/ sorry but the puritans win again
- The thing OOP is sick of is people censoring mild swears like removed in their screenshots. The content of the pic is unrelated

Bru it's snow white. The mirror said so.

At the time it may have been true, but half the princesses had not been born yet.
- The OG German also says "most beautiful in the whole country."
  Spieglein, Spieglein an der Wand,
  Wer ist die Schönste im ganzen Land?
  It was changed to rhyme with the English word for "all" but you could argue that even in English it isn't a literal inclusion of every person alive.
  The original also puts Snow White's age in the story at seven years old, so maybe we don't need to be comparing relative aesthetic qualities of women and children at all.
- So how old is Snow White?
Fairest means lightest skin color though.
So, yeah, Snow is whiter than Jasmine or Moana, etc.

Eww. Self censorship. 🤮

You cant win I see

The only winning move is not to play
- But you lose by timeout
- answer me fucker! are you cheating on me with that removed?!
Sometimes it is just about choosing which fight you want to have today.
- I'm choosing Raya today

How does sucking dick negate this behavior.... I've sucked plenty of dick that would do shit like this, needless to say those dicks only got sucked once

Harder to answer when your mouth is full I guess
Baby please....
- No, not again... Not after last time. It was like getting blasted by a firehose and it was not pleasant.

No Kuzco. List sucks.

No Kida either wth
Kuzco isn't a princess, that would be a demotion

All hail Princess Trunks!

For the sake of the Saiyan race, Broly has my permission to bed Princess Trunks.

Why the shit are you censoring the fucking word "removed"? Were on lemmy shitpost. We don’t censor here

So the question basically, if you get to brass tacks and all, is "which of these 14-16 year old girls would you fuck"

Perhaps op and his gf are 14-16 though

She certainly has the mentality of a 14 year old
A few of them are 18+. Elsa, Anna, Cinderella, and Pocahontas I think.
But whether they are real people, cartoons, or sheogoraths from the fifth dimension. It's a shit game that only a shit partner would play.
I mean... Technically the question is about being pretty. I can think of girls being pretty without actually thinking sexually of them. The same way I can think of some guys being handsome and I don't suck dick.
- Idk have you tried it? Maybe you'd be good at it

gf❤️ has serious insecurity issues she needs to address.

I’m secure enough myself to add another girlfriend to my polycule. Not gf❤️ though.

It's funny, because I could imagine most of the girls I have nonmonogamous undefined relationships with having this interaction with me. Except that we would both know that we're being sarcastic, and many lulz would be had.
I would assume that is also what is happening here, if I were not far more certain that this was super fake.
- I could see my wife and I having this conversation.
  I remember one infamous New Year's Eve party when she and another friend confronted me and very pointedly asked if I thought a third friend was hot. I just look at my wife with confusion. I think I even asked "is this a trap?" She smiles and reassures me that, no, this isn't a trap. So I just say, "Yes! She's hot!" The third friend immediately collapses and cries. They explained to me that the reason they did this and didn't give any context is because the third friend was having some self confidence issues and felt ugly. Meanwhile she's literally in this super amazing dress and absolutely stunning. I've always thought she was hot. (My wife and I always talk about who we find attractive, we were never so insecure as to view it as a problem.) So if they told me that before they were worried that I would just say yes to be nice or something.
- I hope so, but “removed” is not a word I use to describe “flings.” Heck, if I was being sarcastic as gf❤️, I would instead say:
  Ok boo, show me the cutie that taught you how to respond correctly.
  Even then, I’m not insecure to compare myself to aristocratic ideals by a monopolist corporation that hates free press.
Are you saying you can fix her?
- Never. I’m saying she needs to go through therapy, if she thinks any other girl that isn't her is a removed.¹
  I’m secure in myself and my partners if they have another best friend. I don't get jealous, I don't domestic gaze.²
  ¹ It could be she was abused as a child, and has narcissistic tendencies that she needs to deconstruct. But in psychology, we haven't found cures to NPD.
  ² Seeing folks as things to domesticate. Worse than the binarists gaze.

Lore wise? Snow white, obviously

Fairest of them all is a skin tone thing.
Got anything you want to add to that, Siegfried 🧐?
- Uhhh... nein? I mean... nine... shes's a nine!
- Yeah. I played that biach in poker and she cleaned me out. Pay sure she had her little animal friends informing on my card.
  Fair my ass...

removed, you can say removed on the internet.

Can we please either un-censor the word "bitсһ" or else add other similar minorly-offensive swear words like fuck, shit, bastard, etc. to the censor list? I don't mind so much the censorship, it's just the inconsistency that bothers me.

FWIW, one word I do agree should be censored is "removed."

My new hobby is emphatically uncensoring memes.
- I meant on my instance in general, not in the image. On lemmy.ml for some reason, if you type "bitсһ" then it gets automatically-replaced with the text "removed."
- Based
removed
- you forgot to italicize.

I liked Ariel when the movie came out. It's not pedophilia because I was 12 at the time.

Not a pedo. But you're clearly into beastiality
- Half-bestiality, at least.

Jasmine is a total baddie 😍

She's also a minor 💀
- Dude was probably 8 when Aladdin came out.
- She is? Damn, I thought her dad was like 80 years old when I watched that movie as a child.

Pic unrelated

It's Mulan, btw

IDK, Ariel's whole arc was about a quest to get some dick. I like that kind of spunk.
- Yeah but her eyes are really huge and that kind of creeps me out. Plus, she probably lays unfertilized eggs or something.
Its totally Pocahontas, even better because she isn't a minor.
- I don't know the canonical age of Mulan but she was in marriage talks before enlisting and she is actually married in the sequel if I'm not mistaken.
- I think that's really up to interpretation. Her age seems to fluctuate in historical texts from her time.
  She easily could have been younger than 18.
  People didn't really have any age of consent laws or any of that and her birth year can only be roughly estimated. So I'd say pick another princess lol
- Pocahontas is 100% a minor. She married John Smith at 12 in real life. Based on the ages of the other princesses of movies at the time she is probably canonically 16

The correct answer is: "Those seem to be Disney characters, and Disney is a horrible company, so none of the above."

Wife bad

Maid Marion (but actually Robin Hood dressed like a girl).

The fox one, of course

"Correctly"...

How dare you pass her test.

According to a certain imageboard's iCame top 100 index, it's Princes Jasmine.

By a huge margin.

Dumb shit like that is a relationship ender/red flag for me. I'm not a praise dispenser nor am I going sit there while you cook up petty reasons to get angry at me. Grow the fuck up.

I’M the prettiest princess

Tiana or Raya are the only acceptable answers because they’re the only princesses in this photo over the age of 18

Hard disagree, my daughter is 1 year old and she's pretty
- Given the context of the question I also disagree. I guess we can agree to disagree here.
  On a separate thank you for being a good dad.
- I don't think this poster is an objective observer!
Was thinking my response would have to be something like "hold up while I Google something real quick." I know Ariel is supposed to be 16 but that's the only one I know.