protein!
protein!
protein!
Today we eat shrimps, oysters, snails, not so different and a first class protein source.
Yeah i don't eat those slimy things. Ew.
My food needs a face and emotions.
In other news, sales of the caveman fad diet books have cratered.
What do you mean, RFK just ordered them for every school in the country, the worm in his head told him to do so
Hakuna Matata
Ever ate pecans? You may well have chowed a few grubs.
Guy came in our forestry class to lecture on pecan orchards, big business in OK. He handed a bag of shelled nuts for us to inspect. It had a couple of grubs in there and you could barely pick them out from the nuts. Also, they eat pecans, they taste like pecans.
Anyone who eats guava straight from the tree probably ate far more maggots through their life than any H. neanderthalensis did. Including myself.
...damn, I miss that guava tree.
I thought it was pasta and marinara. Now I see I'm evolutionary wired for pasta and marinara.
I mean, there's a reason why we like pasta. The protein, the looks, the taste... It's basically fake maggots
It's called vermicelli for a reason
Sure, all that protein and maggot taste in pasta.
Btw I'm sorry about... Whatever the fuck kind of childhood abuse that lead to that sentence.
Wooosh xD
That's why they look so yummy 😋
They are delicious fried or sauteed.
Kinda hard to do either in the stone age though.
Barbecued then.
God I hate maggot munchers.
How do we know they weren't just eating rancid meat rather than directly eating maggots?
Maggot muncher is definitely a slur early sapians used against neanderthals
They were probably sharing grub recipes fam
GrubHub
Probably both lol
maggot muncher (complimentary)