Things just work different in Geordieland. I should know - I'm a Geordie!TOON!! TOON!!SHEARER!! 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤
So you can probably resolve this issue: those aren't Northumbria Police in the second photo, are they?
I'll be honest with you, I thought it was real. The guy they're chasing in the photo looks exactly like the artist's impression!But nah, I know what you're saying. This is just how the fuzz have to dress in Lemington.
The shoses gave him away!
And the jecket!
I thought it said “secret”! That would be extra sus.