13 skeletons
13 skeletons
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/33268509
Another old shitpost I don't think I posted anywhere.
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At some point you run out of attacks vs (assuming) a single target, at least if we’re doing tabletop miniatures. Only so many squares surrounding a target you can shove skeletons into
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If some of your skeletons have weapons with reach, they can all have a go.
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At least some versions of D&D had rules where, if one player were surrounded by other hostiles (I think it was 6 or 8), they were basically helpless. There might have been a save to be able to do something, but I can't recall.
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Spooky and scary.
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Werewolf bar mitzvah
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Boys become men, men becoming wolves
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I love that you used the Skeleton artwork from the 1993 Monstrous Manual
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I'm not sure how to feel about the fact that I immediately recognized it
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It's awesome you recognised that!
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RATTLE THEM BOYS!
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I've never not dreamed of having my own skeleton army.
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Army, for sure. For conquering.
Furtive glance at red leather jacket
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What a thrilling idea
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My DM once awarded my 13th level Warlock with a 9th-level spell slot as a boon for doing something heroic (the rest of the party also got something equally powerful).
The final battle came, and the good army was fighting against semi-immortal dark elves and their humongous semi-immortal demon of death and destruction and making the puppies cry.
I used that 9th-level slot to upcast Danse Macabre. 13 soldiers rose from the dead to answer my call.
Was it useful? Heck no. Was it hilarious? Absolutely.
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Anyone else see this and immediately look up if Alecto The Ninth was out yet?