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2w ago

Woman attacked driver that hit, killed chicken that was crossing the road, per police

Woman attacked driver that hit, killed chicken that was crossing the road, per police

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1w ago

Woman attacked driver that hit, killed chicken that was crossing the road, per police

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But... Why was the chicken crossing the road? 🤔
- To instigate a murder
  
  Well it failed. The chicken's owner only maced the driver.
  
  Alas, it gave everything and still did not achieve its goals

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