me_irl
me_irl
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Translation: “I’m out of my depth here. I don’t know how to help. I would refer you to the right person but I don’t even have a good, professional referral network.”
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If your lucky. Often it’s just “I’m too overworked and busy to take you seriously”.
Or “I don’t believe you / think you are exaggerating”.
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I still remember the time I was like 17, hiking, and got bit by a tick just over my belt buckle, and a rash started to develop and the doctor was like “it’s a byproduct of an allergy to your belt” and prescribed me steroids. I basically begged for a Lyme disease test. If I didn’t get that test and those meds at the time (after testing positive for lyme), life would be way more fucked up right now
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For me it's more like 'im out of my depth here. I don't know how to help. I would refer you to the right person, since there is a good, professional referral system in place in this country. But that would require me to admit I'm out of my depth, which I will never do'.
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If your Dutch they will tell you to take paracetamol for 2 weeks and make a new appointment if you still have the same problem.
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Dutch medicine is the worst, man. They will Google symptoms in front of you and just treat those, no thinking of the bigger picture.
I go abroad to visit doctors now.
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Unless you're close to death they won't put any effort into diagnosis but once you actually get diagnosed the treatment in the Netherlands is pretty good.
The healthcare system suffers from years of budget cuts, bad working conditions and our education system being gradually demolished.
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Hahahha experienced that in Austria too
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Here in Germany they won’t even recommend the paracetamol, they’ll just tell you to drink tea and rest.
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At least you don't have to pay $100 for the privilege of wasting your time.
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Wait until you see what "insurance" costs.
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I have a tongue issues which five different doctors have decided is geographic tongue, and told me it will go away “in a couple of weeks”. The last two times I heavily prefaced adding “Before I get into it, it’s OK to say you don’t know, but don’t tell me it will go away in a couple of weeks because it’s been over ten years.” Both times as soon as they saw my tongue they cut me off with a “it will go away in a couple of weeks” and refused to discuss it further.
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😭…
average medical appointment.
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You know what? There's this thing called AI...and it somehow cares more than an actual human.
The fuck we need meatbags for anymore?
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And after 5 months of having your head weighed down by a giant axe: Of course you're in pain! Your posture is all wrong!
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They're also going to do a pregnancy test if they suspect you have a vagina.
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"Clearly you're overweight, have you tried exercise?"
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I finally got a diagnosis and it's so freeing.
Yes it's terminal, but it's so sooooo good to know what's happening.
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Cause most doctors aren’t Dr House, and they don’t really have any idea what is wrong with you, unless it’s one of the common problems they deal with like 95% of the time.
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If you’re fat they would claim that it is a consequence of your weight and should diet and exercise.
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Started reading up Guyton's Physiology today. Your health is in your hands.
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If only they didn't make making our own meds fucking illegal, now thag they won't treat them!
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Only for the office to call you and reschedule the follow up appointment
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Ah, the hypochondriac is back. What is it this time?
Well, my lead pipe hurts a little.
That's normal. NEXT PATIENT!
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