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  • Sometimes I misform a sentence in my head before I say it but don't notice until I'm saying it so I can hear myself saying nonsense

  • It's always the wrong thing
    \ When it's me who's saying it

    From 'Claw Machine' by Sloppy Jane

  • Doubt

    Right. You want to give me the job? Hah. In the words of Karl Marx's twin brother: "I don’t wanna belong to any club that would have me as a member!"

    sneeze into briefcase
    Please hand me back my rez-zooom, good day madam.

  • Sometimes my brain picks two dialog options at the same time, so when I try to say them, the word that might link the two together comes out pronounced wrong as if I didn't know how to say a simple word.

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