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1w ago

Orange you glad I didn't say ananas?

Thanks @thenextguy@lemmy.world for the title idea

Sorry @rickyrigatoni@retrolemmy.com for the title lol

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Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Why am I so angry it isn’t a pineapple?
- I have a pen
  
  I have an apple

Mandarin
- Nope, orange
  
  But it gave me lemon-lime!
- That's my man, Darren.

Americans: How dare you use your racist slur, you rasistic rasist! That man is black, not orange!
- But isn't orange the new black? /j
- American Americans: How dare you! That's brown, not black!

Person Woman Mandarine Camera TV

Man shy
Weird pineapple

Mangerine
- Maybe this is more your style
  
  HELL YEAH

A melon?
https://www.reimerseeds.com/ananas-melon-seeds

Tangerine

Man Orange

Satsuma

Tangerdarin'

Shasta gold.

Add Man Go.

man fruit
- No manual entry for fruit

chinese bureaucrat

Thanks, dad

Are we just like... doing elementary school stuff?
- Not everything has to be about hard drugs and politics. Sometimes you're allowed to just make a silly little family friendly meme
  
  Grrr, I hate you for being right and making me look so lame.
  Jk
- No, this is grown-up shit.
  
  Fun for all ages?

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