What's in the tax and spending bill that Trump has signed into law

[The bill creates a new children’s savings program, called Trump Accounts, with a potential $1,000 deposit from the Treasury.]

So if you want this money, you and your children have to call it a "Traitorapist Account". How sad. At least until they can fix this monument to Narcissistic Buffoon Trump's narcissism. "Tubman Account"?

We will still need to call this asshole "Traitorapist" or your favorite nickname after he's gone and we've already pissed on his grave and uploaded the video to the internet where it will live on forever. It will be essential to show Convicted Sex Offender Treason Trump massive disrespect for the rest of our lives, not just Trump's life, in order to deter future would be traitors and assholes from taking a dump on our country and not allow Trump's children to profit from his crimes.