I'm a simple man; I see reconstructed Proto-Indo-European, I upvote.

"lmao look at me guys, I'm a tumor growing out of this thing's back!"

One thing leads to another, small pox swathes through unprecedented numbers of the population in North and Central America.

If you want to run with the herd turn to page 6.
If you want to ride back to the village turn to page 21.

Gengis Khan's unborn soul :

[heavy breathing]

You're also unaware of what humans are and what human civilization is.