Pee pee time
Pee pee time
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My wife’s niece got hitched in a catholic high mass. It was three hours long. I could have used one of these.
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My buddy’s wedding was a 15 minute ceremony in a nice theatre followed immediately by the reception in the same room where we all got trashed. Perfection.
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A theater is a great idea. Why don't more people have weddings at one?
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Ugh why do people do that? It's even worse when you are kid who was raised irreligious. Do they think everyone they know is Catholic?
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I'm not religious, but I understand that a wedding is very important in some religions. Catholics for example consider it a sacrament. It's not about their guests, it's about the couple and if religion is important to them they should be able to have that included. You can just not go if you don't want to. It's about supporting them and their journey together. It's not about the attendees being religious.
It'd be like going to a vegetarians wedding and being upset they didn't offer meat dishes. It's their wedding and their views. If there's any day where they should be able to subject people to them (for lack of a better phrase) it's their wedding day.
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The wedding is about the couple, not about you.
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There’s nowhere to pee in a rich man’s house except his face.
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"Find the bathroom all right?"
"Uh...yeeeeah."
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When the ceremony is over, soak the groom
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I love it
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Yellow diamonds look like peepee
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Bezos brand diapers: employee rated!
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This is more for trump like actions, but he invited a trump to the wedding and it's relevant.
Bezos, you have now been awarded the Golden Diaper.
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The Onion is usually good, but this headline is perfection. 🤌