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That is so asinine. Don’t go places that require shoes or just wear shoes if you have to.
Or, get body paint and paint on a pair of shoes. At least that takes some skill and you don’t look like a spoiled jerk.
Grumble grumble grumble!
Thank you for calling my ass a nine, it's mostly a strict diet of MacDonalds and Whiskey Sours!
That aside, become ungovernable.