What is a mildly funny way to answer the phone?
What is a mildly funny way to answer the phone?
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I answered my work phone with "Morgans Morgue; you kill'em, we chill'em" once. My coworker did not expect that and cracked up.
I've used the same line with different slogan a few times, but that's the one that worked the best.
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I've used "Joe's roadside cafe, you kill em, we grill em" before
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Morts Mortuary! You stab 'em! We slab 'em!
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Mortuary Grill: where yesterday's grief is today's beef! Who can I serve you today?
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Nice.
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Joe’s Meat Market. Nobody beats Joe’s meat.
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Except for Joe. He sometimes beats his own meat.
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Also works with "crematorium"
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"Marty's Morgue, you stab em' we slab em."
That's how I've always said it. lol
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