Showerthoughts @lemmy.world SatansMaggotyCumFart @lemmy.world 6mo ago It's best to take a piss before eating a hot chip.
Yes. This is really good advice. Even if you wash your hands... Did you really get all the oil off? Are you sure? ALL of it?
Interesting that your default unit of chips is 'a chip' and not 'a handful of chips' or 'a bag of chips'.
...why?
Edit: oh, spicy. Not fresh out of the oven like I was thinking.
Because OP does not believe in washing their hands after eating and before pissing.
Do you wash your hands before you piss?