Trump Orders Four Mile Military Parade for His 79th Birthday

Oh, course we need a giant military parade to honor Dear Leader for saving money on wasteful programs such as meals on wheels and the veterans' suicide hotline.

https://youtu.be/AEGd3eft49s

Thank you Dear Leader for not sending me and my family to be worked to death in a labor camp, yet.

I look forward to our new tradition of yearly military parades for Dear Leader.

https://youtu.be/3rlV5Pk-Hog