The best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you.
The best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you.
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Deceptichum @quokk.au
Youse can’t reach your back? I just scratch myself.
17 0 ReplyLumberjacked @lemm.ee There are other things of I can do with my own hands but is somehow better when done by my spouse.
6 0 ReplyLumberjacked @lemm.ee Washing dishes is the first thing that comes to mind. Foot rubs is another. I’m sure ill think of others
3 0 ReplyNougat @fedia.io With the price of eggs, choking chickens is right out.
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spittingimage @lemmy.world OP
I'm over 50.
3 1 ReplyLag @lemmy.world Get a butt scratcher.
4 0 Replyspittingimage @lemmy.world OP
I'm not allowed another wife.
5 0 ReplyCosmic Cleric @lemmy.world
Or a good wall corner.
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