Donald Trump Bought a $90,000 Tesla With 37 Recall Notices Against It
Donald Trump Bought a $90,000 Tesla With 37 Recall Notices Against It
Here’s hoping Elon Musk won’t have to personally fix President Trump’s new EV anytime soon.
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If this were a movie, (that I was writing) The car would glitch and lock Dumpster inside, then burst into flames. He would push the panic button, then look through the smoky windows at fElon laughing demonically, while Dumpster lights-outs coughing and railing against the betrayal, and injustice of it all.
Fade to black. Cough
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Post credits scene will be fElon taking a seat behind the desk in the oval office.
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Which suddenly also burst into flames and cut to black almost immediately.
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Which fades into POV held tied in a carriage with a blond man telling you you've been trying to cross the borders...
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No seriously please get this script hammered out and get an animator
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Would be even better if elon were in there with him
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Pushing the panic button would be cross-wired to make the fart noise.
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