What Options Exist For U.S. Citizens Looking To Move To Canada?
What Options Exist For U.S. Citizens Looking To Move To Canada?
I apologize if this has already been asked before, but I couldn’t find a previous post.
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Renounce your US citizenship at the border while holding a Beaver and Canadian Goose, screaming "Oh Canada" at the top of your lungs until someone lets you in.
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I actually do know the majority of “Oh Canada”.
Goose, easy.
Beaver? I’m fucked.
Will maple syrup make do?
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You'll have to be covered in maple syrup, we took that as a given
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I’ll bring poutine and timbits, too.
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Goose is easy? Geese are assholes good luck at coming close enough to carry a living goose.
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Yeah, as soon as he said "Goose, easy" I knew he was not Canadian material. Sorry, OP. Maybe try Mexico?
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Hey now, initially it never mentioned anything about being a LIVE goose.
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So you think you can come to the Canadian border waving around a dead Canada goose and you'll be welcomed with open arms?
You'd be shot on sight. If we had any guns.
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I want to down vote you so hard for saying that, but I can just not bring myself to doing. Call it the Canadian in or something.
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The only time I’ve “caught” a goose was after it chased my bicycle and broke its neck in the spokes of my wheel. 🤷
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