Clearly this guy was asking about Kissinger
Clearly this guy was asking about Kissinger


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AngryishHumanoid @lemmynsfw.com Yes an old joke for our times. About NEWSPAPERS.
13 3 ReplyhOrni @lemmy.world To be honest, every time I lunch Lemmy I'm hoping for a "Trump found dead" post to be on the top.
27 1 ReplyEcho Dot @feddit.uk Trump found dead, circumstances not suspicious says Kremlin.
8 0 Replygdog05 @lemmy.world Fell out of a 7th floor window in the White House.
6 0 ReplyIlovethebomb @lemm.ee Why would the Kremlin want him dead?
3 0 ReplyDragonTypeWyvern @midwest.social He disagreed with the "voluntary" annexation.
Putin just kept saying "Perhaps you think you are being treated unfairly" when he complained about it.
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Empricorn @feddit.nl Choking on Putin's junk is not suspicious, plus it's how Trump wanted to go!
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ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed @lemmy.dbzer0.com Wish Granted
TRUMP DEAD. Vance accuse the "Radical Left" of assasination. Martial Law has been declared.
c/monkeypaw
5 2 ReplyDragonTypeWyvern @midwest.social The Second American Civil War is one of the good timelines though.
In the bad ones, no one bothers to fight back.
6 0 ReplyMatch!! @pawb.social
vance does not have the anything to be a threatening dictator
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QuantumSparkles @sh.itjust.works You’re right, I’ll fix it:
[BRO] stops by the [iPAD STAND] every day, scans the [INTERNET], doesn't buy the [IPAD]. One day the vendor asks what he's up to.
[BRO] says: "looking for an obituary."
Vendor says "those are towards the back of the [RSS FEED], [RIZZLER]."
[BRO] says: "not the one I'm looking for, [removed]."
11 1 ReplyZron @lemmy.world RSS feed
Okay boomer
6 0 Replyqaz @lemmy.world Good try, but already outdated
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