Shots Fired Into the Home of Oregon Insurance CEO
Shots Fired Into the Home of Oregon Insurance CEO
Lake Oswego police provided Drop Site News with an image of the suspect, who is still at large.
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Police just released more footage of the alleged perpetrator.
So like a human-sized, human-shaped Bigfoot
Maybe almost human shaped, I'd say the arms are curiously long for a regular human and the torso is much bulkier than our's, but I am no expert on human or bigfoot anatomy.
What if all along bigfoot was just a dude who had big feet??
It's actually just an averagely hairy Turkish man.
Oh shit. That looks like me and I live in Oregon.
Brb, gotta go bury some stuff...
(Including myself)
I can't believe that in 2025 people still believe in Bigfoot. That is so obviously just a Yeti in a gorilla suit.
Pfffft! That's obviously a wendigo having a bad hair day.
Bigfoot is just his last name. Larry Bigfoot. He plays cello.
I like to think that some version of this conversation took place:
"Chief, should we release this security footage to the press?"
"Why wouldn't we?"
"Well, it looks like bigfoot. Like a bigfoot scam video."
"It sure does. But if we don't release it, they'll say we're suppressing it."
"As long as you are prepared for the jokes and memes, Sir."