Gay Louisiana doctor says he’s leaving the state over its ‘discriminatory’ legislation
Gay Louisiana doctor says he’s leaving the state over its ‘discriminatory’ legislation
Dr. Jake Kleinmahon, who is just one of three pediatric heart doctors with his specialty in Louisiana, said he feels like the state has targeted families like his.

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AllonzeeLV @lemmy.world That's ok. They have Dr. Cletus, who got his MD at the school of Common Sense and did his residency at the hospital of Traditional American Values.
Red states don't care about having physicians trained from filthy leftist academia, propagandizing them with "facts" from scientists trying to sell books. Cletus is more competent to perform surgery than any blue state "Doctor," because he knows the south will rise again, and he has gumption and a can do attitude. Checkmate, stuff in books!
123 1 Replysquiblet @kbin.social
The most important thing for me is whether my doctor is Proud to be an American.
37 0 ReplyFlying Squid @lemmy.world
Now wait- there's a far more important thing: Does he accept Jesus as his personal savior?
19 0 ReplyAllonzeeLV @lemmy.world Just to be clear, does he accept white supply-side Jesus as his personal savior?
Because the commie, middle-eastern Jesus who told us to... 🤢... help one another doesn't count!
21 1 ReplyCobrachickenwing @lemmy.ca God changed his mind about black people in 1978. So blacks are included too.
6 0 Replyidunnololz @lemmy.world
What a swell god. Has he changed his mind on gay people yet?
7 0 Replysquiblet @kbin.social
the real Lord/Jesus/Holy Spirit is not monitoring your dick or labia 24/7. I mean, that would be fucked up.
So "my religious belief is that there is an omniscient spirit who is constantly monitoring and judging what you do with your genitals"
oh, uh,... okay...
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squiblet @kbin.social
well DUH, every Proud American loves Jesus more than his own mother. If you don't, the Proud American Committee executes you.
7 0 Replydiprount_tomato @lemmy.world
What denomination? That 19th heresy or OUR 19th century heresy?
5 1 Replysquiblet @kbin.social
i had to do 18 Hail Marys after i read this, thx
4 0 Replydiprount_tomato @lemmy.world
?
1 2 Reply𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙 @lemmy.world
(it’s a drinking game, and the drink is the
bodyblood of christ)1 1 Replydiprount_tomato @lemmy.world
Even though not all drinks are
1 0 Reply𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙 @lemmy.world
I don’t know how you play hail mary but that’s what me and the boys always do.
1 0 Replydiprount_tomato @lemmy.world
You drink consecrated wine?
1 0 Reply𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙 @lemmy.world
Well yeah, jesus is delicious.
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starrox @sh.itjust.works
Thanks for the laugh! :D
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photonic_sorcerer @lemmy.dbzer0.com
I wonder if Dr. Cletus would give me a prostate exam
11 0 ReplyAllonzeeLV @lemmy.world Honey, If you got some meth on you, Dr. Cletus will examine anything you like 😉
17 0 Replydiprount_tomato @lemmy.world
With a gun barrel for even thinking he'd do liberal shit maybe
4 1 Replysquiblet @kbin.social
hello, i had to give my pastor $5 for this comment
2 0 Replydiprount_tomato @lemmy.world
What
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