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Why a swordfish when narwhals exist!? https://images.app.goo.gl/bjqptE9WzdJFoKw87
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Because you will summon...them.
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Only if the meme includes a side of bacon
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At midnight. /scratches neckbeard
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I understood the reference. /Feels old
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They were causing too much of a commotion
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Because it says high speed underwater unicorn... narwhals top at 4kph, swordfish top at 64kph.
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I'll take a slow actual water unicorn over some billed fish anyway, regardless of speed.
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if a narwhal is a unicorn then so is a warthog
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Narwhals have a single horn sticking out of their face from between their eyes. A Warthog has two tusks sticking out from either side of their mouth. At least their both mammals.
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The narwhal "horn" is actually a tusk, and rarely they can have two.
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Fair point. Still more of a horn than a fish bill.
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both narwhals and warthogs can have their teeth pierce the tops of their heads as they grow
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Can you explain why every unicorn horn I've ever seen much more closely resembles a narwhal tusk than a rhino's horn? Are unicorn horns even horns?!
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