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I'm an alpha male: barely able to keep myself running and likely to completely break down if I encounter something I'm not prepared to deal with.
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I'm a Google Beta.
I am effectively immortal, but I will probably someday disappear without notice.
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Don’t worry, your features “will be incorporated in future releases of our latest chat client and our Gmail.”
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I was stable release several years ago. Now I have security issues but some folks still think I'm awesome.
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Just try not to leave the few remaining people who depend on you, up shit creek. Get a will.
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They'll leave a promise that other people will fill the roles they used to without any current plan to do so.
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I'm a beta-lactam antibiotic.
Good for many tasks, but rapidly becoming useless.
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Damn, too early of a release eh?
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And not suitable for public release, obviously
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I also have a memory leak.
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Limited release to the world.
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