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This one starts out normal. Then it starts getting weird. Then the ending must be seen to be believed! (But I put a spoiler in the body if you absolutely must see the craziest part first. Don't.)

www.cbmaritimerealty.com 5642 Morris Street, Halifax Property Listing: MLS® #202425868

Situated in the historic Schmidtville district, 5642 Morris St / 1290 Wright Avenue. is a Scottish Georgian townhouse built in 1859. While the exterior presents classic Victorian charm, the interior reveals a distinctive blend of historic and global design. The attic’s “Tomb Room,” painted by artist...

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A super white space with a fireplace in every room, then suddenly you're in a bedroom without walls (I guess they ran out of money?), then a horrible marble bathroom, then suddenly it looks like a completely different house with terracotta tiles and feature brickwork everywhere, then a toilet with like... limestone walls? A kitchenette bigger than my actual kitchen in a sitting room where none of the 6+ chairs face the TV. I dig the spoiler room though, that last fuckin toilet got me. I couldn't imagine living in a place like that.
- I think it's brick in some areas because that's the converted basement area. The other parts probably already had walls like that and they just painted them.
- It's a very strange house. Most of it is beautiful but not very stylistically consistent, and then boom, sarcophagus toilet.
  
  Lots of effort to make it immaculate but the 3 different types of wood in the downstairs clash horribly, eurgh..
  
  I think the wood would be fine if the kitchen cabinets weren't so out of place. The cabinets are atrocious, especially with the kitchen floor. Also, painting the radiators gold might be considered a hate crime, but at least that's a relatively easy fix.

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