Pakistani religious body declares using VPN is against Islamic law
Pakistani religious body declares using VPN is against Islamic law
Critics say increased push to control online activities is to curb criticism of the Pakistani military

You're viewing a single thread.
Jeena @piefed.jeena.net
God would never use VPN, he has nothing to hide.
131 4 Replyover_clox @lemmy.world Except his genitals, how do you know God isn't a woman?
38 6 ReplyRedredme @lemmy.world Read the book. Be it the bible, tora or koran. You dont have to read it very much, it's in the beginning somewhere.
14 2 ReplyAlteon @lemmy.world Is God not powerful enough to switch sexes?
3 3 Reply
Jeena @piefed.jeena.net
I was thinking of changing the gender after the fact but was to lazy to edit it.
8 1 ReplySlopppyEngineer @lemmy.world In church I've been saying in the name of the father and the son, not mother and daughter, so that's an easy assumption to make.
5 2 ReplyTon the Supermassive @lemm.ee
And how does the church know what to say..?
5 5 ReplySlopppyEngineer @lemmy.world A patriarchal religion is going to put a male figure in charge of course.
7 3 Reply
assassinatedbyCIA @lemmy.world lurch (he/him) @sh.itjust.works The big religions have omnipotent or near omnipotent gods that can appear in any form or gender. One of their powers is usually shapeshifting. So they are whaterver sex they want, sometimes even none, like for example the christian god appeared as pillars of cloud or fire.
2 0 Replyangrystego @lemmy.world Those were just his jets. The pillars were fire in the night and clowd during the day.
1 0 Reply
Moriarty @startrek.website Cause he fucks everyone
2 2 ReplyMayor Poopington @lemmy.world Yes. Source: this song https://open.spotify.com/track/244w7BpXC62Dc5dAtQryAv
1 1 Reply
Valmond @lemmy.world But he works in mysterious ways.
13 0 ReplyLillyPip @lemmy.ca
Arenāt prophets basically god using a VPN?
8 3 ReplyEyck_of_denesle @lemmy.zip Nope
1 2 Reply
socsa @piefed.social Muhammad on the other hand, doesn't want you to know that he looks exactly like the letter "f"
1 2 Reply