The Onion should pivot to actual news, since traditional media has embraced lies and absurdity.
The Onion should pivot to actual news, since traditional media has embraced lies and absurdity.
The Onion should pivot to actual news, since traditional media has embraced lies and absurdity.
You're viewing a single thread.
Welcome to 2016.
. . . Wait
Harambe was keeping us from the brink of annihilation
He was this timeline's Anchor Being. Now we're doomed.
Bowie.
And Prince. Two god aliens that kept reality sane.
There was a chance to not go this way!