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1-3 Amazing costume idea for dedicated person with makeup skills. 4 But where do I get a crocodile?
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- live in Florida
- they're free
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Aren’t those alligators?
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So rather than anywhere in Florida, we're talking just the tip of America's penis.
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Yes. Just the tip. I promise.
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I fell for that once and now I have a criminal record in Arkansas since they didn't believe that there's crocodiles in the US either!
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- And in your backyard!
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- ???
- Profit.
Why is it changing my 3/4 to 1/2?
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Floridians don't want you to know that the crocodiles there are free. You can take them home. I have 458 crocodiles.
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Comes with the spirit halloween set.
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But where do I get a crocodile?
We used to meet them at work, on the streets, in clubs, everywhere. Today you should probably install an app and hope you'll match with one.
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How do you get a lab coat on said Crocodile?
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