AITAH?
AITAH?
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In a row?
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I'm not even supposed to be here today!
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It's written almost as if he did it the night before the wedding, which would be an impressive trick for a bachelor party.
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No simultaneously
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Nah in a column.
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It's not dick sucking quantity that matters, but dick sucking quality
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"I swear I really went for it, babe. I was buckling knees..."
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Middle out! Middle out!
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Yeah if you have a jaw that can be unhinged like a snake.
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Quantity has a quality all its own. Jumps into pile of dicks.
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¿Por que no los dos?
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He sucked their dicks, but did he suck their hearts?
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He he he, first orgasm, then organ harvesting
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Then organic organism organizing.
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It’s surprisingly not that hard to put up those kinds of numbers. It does not matter your gender or physical appearance, you can find at least one hundred guys willing to let you suck their dick.
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it turns out it's a lot harder if you don't care from the get go. Asexual representation goes hard.
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I mean... it's probably good to talk about these things before getting married, since it will inevitably lead to unresolved feelings later on. I wouldn't mind if, for instance, my partner was a slut while I was a sexless virgin before we got together, but I would at least want to know that about them. In my mind you're supposed to talk about your life experiences with your partner, and sex is falls under that umbrella. Idk, maybe I'm weird for thinking that.
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As long as it wasn't in a row
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Are you envisaging a sort of grid arrangement?
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No a spiral. Makes the ol’ suck and tug much easier.
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Sequential list, surely. Though maybe you could suck off the current and .next at the same time.
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What if was in a column?
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Don't kink shame me!
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How about if it was all at the same time?
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Paging MC's porn producing cousin SM Escher!
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He was lying about that repetitive strain injury all along. 😮
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What about side to side
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She's just upset because her number is so low comparingly
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How do you get 100+ people to let you suck their dicks? Asking for a friend.
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You ask politely one at a time.
Doesn't have to be polite all the time either.
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A large bachelor party, some knockout gas and a lot of Viagra.
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i just cant imagine giving a shit about this. like how insecure do you have to be after 16 years to care??
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Woosh
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Right? My partner's sex life before me is irrelevant to the relationship
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Did he try to explain to her that 20$ is 20$?
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Well, I mean, as long as you made enough to afford the engagement ring.
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Same one 100 times? Or 100 different ones?
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I fear not the man who has sucked 10,000 cocks once, but I fear the man who has sucked one cock 10,000 times.
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Let's say he sucked at least three per each weekday and rested on weekends, it would take an average of 12 years and six months to suck so many dicks.
If otherwise would just stick to the one, again resting on weekends, that could make it a 38 year commitment.
My advice to you is if you wanna be the man who sucks 10,000 cocks, commit to at least three per day. (You can rest on weekends)
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Was hard to tell. Just kinda grabbed whatever came through the hole in the wall.
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Haha gay
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Penis
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oh hey did you just watch Clerks
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In a row?!
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Without the tracking string on the end.
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Did you use optimal tip to tip efficiency when giving 100 BJs. Otherwise whose got time for that.
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Biphobia is hilarious....
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The joke isn't that he's bi, it's the reversal of expectations of the usual traditionalist roles 🤓
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He sucked 100 dicks and with that knowledge and experience in the end he finally chose hers.
Remember that.
Either way I feel it's more important how many dicks they sucked after entering the relationship.
I personally don't want to know about before and won 't ask, but that's up to everyone's personal relationship standards.
When you're bi curious, but you also respect the scientific method and so you require a large sample size to make an informed decision.