Platypuses
Platypuses
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As a platypus lays eggs and produces milk, it’s the only animal that can make its own custard.
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And echidnas.
I'm not sure if I'm and echidna custard or platypus custard kind of person.
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the new coke v pepsi
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Just be sure you don't mention echidna custard in front of Ken Penders.
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Echidnas have a four-headed penis. You're welcome.
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Just like normal humans, then?
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Dark.
Also. Where can I try some?
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DM me your card details and I’ll send you a couple of pints from my platypus farm.
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Wait…. People farm the weirdos?
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It’s heavily regulated now as someone sold one of the male drumsticks that still had the venomous spur attached at a Saturday farmers market.
Fortunately most of the venom was deactivated by frying it but they still had to be hospitalised for a week.
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I wonder how they'd be for pets.
I realize I shouldn't.
but. I kinda want one. They're cute.
(again, I realize I shouldn't!)
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The human urge to domesticate anything that is slightly cute
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Hell, we'll even try to domesticate things that are anything but cute, like crocodiles, fish and spiders
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They're all cute to someone.
(Not me, I have crippling arachnophobia)
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Er…no… Not me…
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It can make it's own breakfast
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yes but what about second breakfast
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make its* own breakfast
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A full English breakfast ain’t shit once you’ve had the full platypus breakfast!
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