For eight years, Donald Trump has managed to secure the support of many evangelical and conservative Christians despite behavior that has often seemed at odds with teachings espoused by Christ in the Gospels.
Like literally THE end. They want the end of the world so they can be picked up in Jesus's AMC Pacer.
If you don't think he drives a Pacer, you don't know ya scripture.
Naw. He drives an old school lifted bronco. It’s body panels were all originally different colors, but are now universally “rust”, with flood lights, a mounted stag head, loose beer cans, truck nuts. Used condoms in the back.
Matthew 24-30: "Then will appear the sign of the Son of Man in heaven. And then all the peoples of the earth[ a] will mourn when they see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of heaven, with a Pacer and great glory.[
eh, a diesel Ram 3500 is more likely
Dude is a socialist. Sure they are trying to bring Him back, but they won't be deserving of a ride when he rolls up looking for true believers and sees tax cheats, child molesters, false prophets, adulterers, greed, vanity, and idol worshipers that the Evangelists and Catholics have become.
Not their version of hkm. But you’re not wrong the historic version being a socialist.
Probably drives a VW microbus from the 70’s, though. With a surprising amount of interior space.
