The Theory That Men Evolved to Hunt and Women Evolved to Gather Is Wrong
The Theory That Men Evolved to Hunt and Women Evolved to Gather Is Wrong
The influential idea that in the past men were hunters and women were not isn’t supported by the available evidence

cross-posted from: https://beehaw.org/post/15901115
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oyo @lemm.ee My theory is that men evolved much higher grip strength due to incessant masturbation.
40 1 ReplyGraniteM @lemmy.world Wouldn't the men who were "best" at masturbation have the fewest children?
16 0 ReplySquizzy @lemmy.world Have you had sex? One doesnt prevent the other from happening
11 0 ReplyEl Barto @lemmy.world No, they wouldn't. What does "best" mean in this context, anyway?
8 0 ReplyDeceptichum @quokk.au
Obvs strongest penis grip.
8 0 Replyivanafterall ☑️ @lemmy.world
So the best masturbator in history probably only got to try it once?
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SassyRamen @lemmy.world
He means they wouldn't need women, because they were THE BEST!
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Flying Squid @lemmy.world
Can confirm. I am the best at masturbation and I only have one child.
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ifItWasUpToMe @lemmy.ca How hard are you guys squeezing your dick?? That sounds incredibly painful.
3 0 ReplySpacehooks @reddthat.com Strong enough to crush coal into diamond.
4 0 ReplyifItWasUpToMe @lemmy.ca Get that diamond dick brother
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