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Americans: hmmm it does kinda remind me when my tractor got stuck in the mud.
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Jokes on you, I don't own a tractor! (It did remimd me of that time my pickup truck got stuck in the mud though)
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I don't own a tractor
So you rent or lease one?
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I just borrow my Dad's, tyvm.
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As a true American you lease one at absurdly high interest rates. You can also buy a cheap used tractor by overdrafting several credit cards.
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And pay subscription fees for the software. And you are not allowed to repair the machinery.
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I sold my tractor to a company then leased it back so it comes out of the monthly budget and not the capital account.
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Mud? Must be nice. We ain't seem moren'a tenth in weeks. Ponds nearabout dry. Hope'n the Good Lord blesses us with a shower soon.
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Your lips to God's ears
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The one thing that unites all Americans is dunking on American stereotypes.
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pickup trucks looking longingly at the tractor stuck in the mud, dreaming of a day where they might leave the pothole-filled asphalt and actually be used for something productive
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