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Researchers Train Mice To Choose Between Life-Saving Medications And Other Essentials

www.theonion.com Researchers Train Mice To Choose Between Life-Saving Medications And Other Essentials

BALTIMORE, MD—Calling the trial a huge breakthrough in behavioral science, researchers at Johns Hopkins University announced Tuesday they had trained mice to choose between life-saving medications and other essentials. “In this first-of-its-kind experiment, we were able to successfully teach rodents...

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Not The Onion - Politicians and CEOs train humans to choose between life-saving medications and other essentials.
- That's the joke.
  
  I think they just wanted to build a model system that was closer to real patients.
  
  Duh
  
  So why repeat it?
  
  You mad bro? I just rephrased it in the mostly obvious Not The Onion form. Rephrasing isn't repeating.
  
  No. Not sure why you're getting into a tizzy about it.
  
  You're projecting. I didn't get into a tizzy, you're the one that responded to my comment first.
  
  I didn't mean to upset you by rephrasing the post. You can let it go now.
  
  I would say the same.

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