House Republicans' burning problem: 'We desperately need a place to smoke cigars'
House Republicans' burning problem: 'We desperately need a place to smoke cigars'
House Republicans have a horrible problem they are looking to their leader to immediately solve, according to a new report."We desperately need a place to smoke cigars," Rep. Tom Cole told Axios Sunday. Another Republican told the news outlet, "It's a very important issue."The source of this dire pr...

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MajorHavoc @programming.dev I think we should all try to support anything that lets rich old bureaucrats kill themselves faster if unwanted side effects can be minimized.
79 1 Reply(⬤ᴥ⬤) @lemmy.blahaj.zone
we should convince them that mercury is the secret to immortality again
26 0 ReplyFuglyDuck @lemmy.world
We should heat that shit up and tell them to huff the murica vapors.
13 0 ReplyArchelon @lemmy.world If we learned anything from COVID, all we have to do is tell them that “Liberal Elite “””DOCTORS””” don’t want you using this home-grown remedy!”
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Viking_Hippie @lemmy.world Except, like most of what these crooks do, others are harmed by it as well.
15 0 ReplyLemminary @lemmy.world Hmm, that sounds a lot like conservative policies in general.
8 1 ReplyViking_Hippie @lemmy.world Yep, that's what I meant by "like most of what these crooks do" heh
5 0 ReplyLemminary @lemmy.world Damn I inadvertedly did a "your comment, but worse". 😂
7 0 ReplyViking_Hippie @lemmy.world Happens to the best of us 😁
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MajorHavoc @programming.dev Yeah. There's the hitch in the plan.
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Carighan Maconar @lemmy.world
So put in a mass order on cheap second-hand carbon fiber for custom-built submarines?
5 0 ReplyMajorHavoc @programming.dev I like the way you think. Maybe they could even lobby and call in favors against the common good to reserve their seat.
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