Can I still use this salt?
Can I still use this salt?
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Anyone else hate it when products fluff themselves up with dramatically grandiose blurb? FORMED BY THE PRIMAL SEA shut the fuck up
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Part of my job is to write that kind of copy. If you take it seriously, you'll drive yourself nuts.
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You should start every one with "originally formed inside of an actual star" or something similar.
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Wrenched from the platonic forms through seething quantum foam as the Demiurge's machinations reach fruition, our custom-made mounting clamps won't fail you like your precious god.
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